Happy Thanksgiving Quotes and Photos

It was the night of HAPPY THANKSGIVING, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, i tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation with all of my mighty.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I went to the kitchen flung the door open,
gazed at the refrigerator, GOODIES galore complete.

Gobbled up turkey and potatoes with butter, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so complete and so round,
"Til suddenly got off the ground.

I stumbled through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
BUT, I managed to yell as I have risen to over TREES ....
Happy eating to all - pass cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty.
May your potatoes and Sauce have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs.

Wish you all have a Wonderful Happy Thanksgiving from Its All Humor

Comments

stephen Hayes said…

Thanks for the great poem, which I plan on reading at our table today, and for all the fun you provide. Happy Thanksgiving.

November 24, 2011 at 11:34 AM

Cuttysark said…

Nice blog, thanks for sharing collection of Thanksgiving Quotes. More power to your blog!

October 16, 2013 at 8:41 PM

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