Well, Christmas is around the corner and i guess you might like funny cool merry christmas sayings quotes which i have collected here from various sources so you can wish your friends or joke with them. Merry Christmas !!
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning.
Santa saw your Facebook photos. You're getting clothes and a dictionary for this Christmas - Santa Claus
Dear Santa, this year all i want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's try not to mix up the two like you did last year, Ok ;)
How to open the buds of Barbara branch until Christmas, so let the man open up to the next light.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~ Shirley Temple
A candle can burn once and really take the time to do anything further than this
Need to make Christmas purchases in crowded stores, causing Santa claustrophobia
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids to pay for it.
The goose to the priest: "Father, please tell me the truth, is there a life after Christmas?"
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
The most difficult task of the father for Christmas:
make the children understand that he is Santa Claus, and give the woman realized that he is not.
As God's child in the crib of straw, lay the heaven has kissed the earth.
A comfortable home, a glass of wine, a good roast -. by candlelight in abundance satisfaction
! and a merry Christmas
A kind word costs nothing, and yet it is the most beautiful of all gifts .
People that buys the football tickets for three months in advance and waiting with the Christmas shopping until Christmas Eve.
Christmas time! Who speaks of victory? Is standing on it!
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to pick it up throughout the year.
(quote from Charles Dickens)
Gift means a different type something you would prefer to retain.
Actually, Christmas is a time of peace and reflection. However, then someone came up with the idea that there must be gifts.
Christmas is a feast of friends. Unfortunately there is far too little laugh.
When Christmas bells are ringing, the devil himself is mild.
We want to wish you a saint festivals of beauty, the fairest, the best of the good!
Be together in peace, to have time for each other, give love and warmth is, each to be light,
tell each other: "It's Christmas"
I wish you a Merry Christmas with snow and starry nights - and instead of a plastic tree real
with red apples in the trees. I wish you a Merry Christmas in native walls, and dry wood to the fire for a cozy warm nest.
'The market was very quiet as most investors did not want to take a significant position before the Christmas holidays.'
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard