Why I smoke so much ...

Everyone ask me why i smoke so much .....

I was not like this ..........

I was like this

Until I saw this girl

I liked her so much that i told a lot of truth and lies to her example "u r soooo cute"

I promised her a lot..

I gave her costly gifts on February 14th.. this one...

I gave her a shock like this when she accepted my proposal...

I used to talk whole night and do this at work...

When ever i go out with my girl friend , My friends used to give me this look

Then I used to give them a pose like this

At last my girl friend gave the roses to me like this... and went away

I didn't know what to do , where to go...
…..then i got my precious ...

.......and i started smoking & drinking...

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