Phua Chu Kang sex explanation

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiya, ah boy, enjoyable bcos, jus like when you dig your nose
with your finger ma!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiya! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not? Eh? Don't pray pray ah?

Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ah? Use
your Blain, use your blain…
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma. Collect
or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boy, use your blain, use your blain. You go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class isit? Stupid lah!
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Aloy: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good?
PCK: Aiya... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also!

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