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Difference of Version 4 and 3Gs

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 3GS to Wife 4.0

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 4.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 4.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 3GS , but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 4.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 3GS to Wife 4.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 4.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 4.0 and to return to Girlfriend
3GS.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 3GS because Wife 4.0 is designed not
to allow this. (Look in your Wife 4.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife 4.0 and work on improving the
environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 4.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 4.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 4.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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ItouchHelper7 said…
hahaha ...! this is awesum ... !! cudn't stop laughing :D Too gud ..!
March 19, 2011 at 6:47 AM
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