Friday, September 11, 2009

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Amazing IT Quotes

UNIX is simple. But it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

-Ralph Johnson

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell Code Complete

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

-Edsger Dijkstra
You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.

-Bertrand Meyer

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.

-Tom Cargill

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't
know why.


The Six Phases of a Project:

* Enthusiasm
* Disillusionment
* Panic
* Search for the Guilty
* Punishment of the Innocent
* Praise for non-participants


No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it
in front of a live audience,
The probability of a flawless presentation is
Inversely proportional to the number of people watching,
Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.