Saturday, September 5, 2009

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The Bee and the Doctor

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
In pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles
Away by now."

DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream
On the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree"

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
Part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee
Stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
"Which one?"

MAN (innocently ): "How may I to know? All bees looks Same to me."