Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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Graham and his Job

Graham had been in Police work for 35 years ...

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the isolated Kimberley, as far from humanity as possible to live on his own.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Graham, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, Thank you..'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'

'Not a problem' says Graham 'I love a booze up occasionally, I can drink with the best of 'em. '

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting too.'

'Well, I get along with people.' said Graham ' I'll be alright! ' ' I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More 'n' likely be some wild s3x, too.'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Graham, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there . By the way, what should I wear? '

'Don't much matter.
Just gonna be the two of us.'