Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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The Lizard and A Koala

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking joint! When a lizard was left a little past, looked up and said: "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" Koala said: "Smoking a joint, and have come up some." So little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a time a little lizard says his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink of water from the river. Lizard little was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over a little lizard and helped him in the arm. Then he asked the little lizard, "What is the matter with you?"

Lizard explained little crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got very stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink ..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the Koala was sitting finishing a joint. Crocodile looked and said:

'Hey you! "

So koala looked down at him and said: 'dude Shiit!!... How much water did you drink? "