Sunday, October 18, 2009

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What makes 100 percent in life

Ever wonder about all those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent of themselves?

How about achieving 103 percent?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 ...

then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 98 percent (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 96 percent (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)

but....

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 100 percent (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 103 percent (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20)

And look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 118 percent (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there, a little bullshit and some ass kissing will put you over the top.

2 Comments:

Brenda Brown said...

I heard this in 2005 and I still love it!

Funny Rajj said...

Yes, indeed. That's why this humor blog is for. You just can't stop lol ;)