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The age gap

At 80 years of age, Jason married Lucy, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lucy decides that after their wedding she and Jason should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lucy prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Jason, her 80 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Jason takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lucy hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Jason, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Lucy consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Jason kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Jason Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Jason gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Jason.'

Jason, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lucy and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS.. Have I sent this to you already??

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