Chinese Laundry
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!
USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!
USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
Phone Bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting.
On a Saturday morning after breakfast...
Father:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mother:
Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son:
Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid:
So!! - what is the problem??? We all use our work telephones !!!!!
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