Nick and his buddies were hanging out discussing an upcoming fishing
trip. Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
calling, Nick headed home frustrated.
The following week when Nick's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Nick!!! He was already sitting at the
Campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your misses into letting you go Nick?"
"I didn't have to", Nick replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the old lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise'." When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'
"So I did it and here I am!"
trip. Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
calling, Nick headed home frustrated.
The following week when Nick's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
camp, they were shocked to see Nick!!! He was already sitting at the
Campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and
camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your misses into letting you go Nick?"
"I didn't have to", Nick replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the old lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise'." When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'
"So I did it and here I am!"
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