Elephant and bananas

Can you Answer at least one of the following Questions??? Try before scrolling down.......
Q: An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?

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Ans: Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Question is ...........
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahahaa. never give up. one more..

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh...... hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Cmon think ..
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas. Why?

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why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....and you get back to your work.
he he he he.............

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