Most painful date ever

Garry had been asking the hottest girl in town for a date. One day she finally agreed to go out with him. Gaz took Jenny to a nice restaurant and bought her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.

On the way home, he pulled over to a nice lookout. They started kissing and he was getting pretty excited. He reached under her skirt, but Jenny stopped him, saying that she's a virgin and wanted to stay that way.

"Well, okay," Garry said. "How about a blowjob?" But Jenny screamed, "Yuck, I'm not putting that thing in my mouth"

"Well then, how about a hand job?" garry asked. Jenny told him, "I've never done that. What do I have to do?"

"Well remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" Garry explained. Jenny nodded. "Well, it's just like that."

Then Garry pulled out his old fella and she grabbed hold of it and started shaking. A few seconds later, Garry’s head flopped back on the headrest, his eyes closed, snot started to run out of his nose, wax blew out of his ear and he screamed out in pain.

"What's wrong?" Jenny asked.

"Take your thumb off the end!"

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